At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
tell me about the fingering
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