Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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