oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
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