Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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