so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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