Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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