feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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