office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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