You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
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tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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