He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
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If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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