I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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