hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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