Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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