bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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