i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
The uberlube is also flammable
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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