Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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