I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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