Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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