I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
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Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
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Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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