I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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