Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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