I just cut my nipple shaving
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
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I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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