it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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