Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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