This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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