I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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