I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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