last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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