Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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