That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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