I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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