Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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