the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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