STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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