it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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