I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
