I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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