O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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