the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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