Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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