This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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