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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
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I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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