I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
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so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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