Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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