that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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