capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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