Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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