"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
there is puke in my bra ... again
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