I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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