She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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