i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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