is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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