If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
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Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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