I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
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He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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